Southland Tales quotes
46 total quotesBoxer Santaros
Cyndi Pinziki
Krysta Now
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Pilot Abilene
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When the shit hits the fans, it all smells the same.
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Roland Taverner: We're taking the ATM machine with us to Mexico.
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Roland Taverner: Sounds neat... How does he stop the global deceleration?
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Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] The information that I have uncovered could get me killed. But it was a risk I was willing to take. The fate of the earth depends on you, Jericho.
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Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!
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Zora Carmichaels: You know... there would be a lot less violence in the world if everyone just got a little more cardio.
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Zora Carmichaels: Let's dry our tears and face our fears.
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Fortunio Balducci: Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval.
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Veronica Mung: Just 'cause it's loud doesn't mean it's funny!
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Serpentine: Don't look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is just like you imagined.
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Senator Bobby Frost: Did I just see two cars porking each other?
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Senator Bobby Frost: "Teen horniness is not a crime"? I never said it was...
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Dr. Inga Von Westphalen: Here we go round the prickly pear, prickly pear, prickly pear.
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Announcer on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse.
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Krysta Now: Well, in my first six movies I was just Krysta, you know, but then in order to differentiate myself from the 76 other Krystas in the business I added the Now.
Cyndi Pinziki: Wow.
Krysta Now: Well, it's all about now, 2008, not next week, not tomorrow. If you wanna **** me, you can **** me now.
Cyndi Pinziki: Wow.
Krysta Now: Well, it's all about now, 2008, not next week, not tomorrow. If you wanna **** me, you can **** me now.