Slap Shot

Slap Shot quotes

18 total quotes (ID: 542)

Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain)
The Hanson Brothers (Steve, Jack and Jeff)

Gimme a grape or an orange and none of that stinkin' rootbeer

[Cheifs fashion show]
Jim Ahern: I look like some sorta **** suckin ****!
Johnny Upton: I'm gonna flash them Joe! I am gonna flash them! I am gonna walk down that stinkin' aisle, I am gonna open this **** bathrobe and wiggle my dick at 'em!
Joe McGrath: You WILL not!
Johhny Upton: Yes I am Joe and you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so that we never have to do this shit again. You and your ****in' fashion shows.

Reggie Dunlop: You know, your son looks like a fag to me.
Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?
Reggie Dunlop: You better get re-married again, cause he's gonna wind up with someone's **** in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.
Anita McCambridge: How dare you. How DARE you!"

[discussing penalties, in broken English]
Denis Lemieux: You go to da box for 2 minutes, ya know, by feel shame...and then you get free.
Jim Carr: Uh the Chiefs are at home tonight against Hyannisport at The War Memorial at 8. Good seats are still available.

Who are these guys I never even heard of them?

C'mon Braden our line starts

Well Reg is our coach
Yeah, sure Old Time Hockey!
Like Eddie Shore
Eddie Shore yeah
Coach....our line starts?

Hey ya think they show Speed Racer here?

Reggie Dunlop: You guys triplets or something?
Jack Hanson: Nah, I am in the middle...Steve's 20 and Jeff's 18
Reggie Dunlop: Where ya from?
Jack Hanson: Iron League
Reggie Dunlop: The Iron League huh, lotta fights?
Jack Hanson: Nah..hey I wanna a soda
Reggie Dunlop: We paid for you here for a week then you gotta find a room of your own
Jack Hanson: Ok coach....Gimme a grape or an orange and none of that stinkin' rootbeer

[after meeting the Hansons]
Reggie Dunlop: You cheap sonofabitch. Those guys are retards.
McGrath: I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.
Reggie Dunlop:: They brought their ****in toys!
McGrath: I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.
Reggie Dunlop: They're too dumb to play with themselves! I've done enough shitwork for today. What did you trade for them, a used puck bag? Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league, you gotta buy it.

Reggie Dunlop: Hey Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy! She's a dyke! I know! I know! A lesbian! A lesbian! A lesbian!

Johnny Upton: They're ****in horrible looking
Reggie Dunlop: Don't look at me it was the old man's doing
Johnny Upton: What the old man trade for these assholes a used puck bag? Watch Braden he's gonna do something
Ned Braden: Hi. Are you guys brothers?
Johnny Upton: Are you guys brothers..ha ha ha ha what a life!

Tim McCracken: Dunlop, you suck ****.
Reggie Dunlop: All I can get.

Joe McGrath: You can't put a bounty on a man's head.
Reggie Dunlop: I just did.

Reggie Dunlop: Let 'em know you're there! Get that stick in their side, let 'em know you're there! Put some ****in' lumber in their teeth, let 'em know you're there!
Ned Braden (sarcastically): Bleed all over 'em, let 'em know you're there.