Bart quotes

[Ned Flanders offers Bart cocoa] No way. Cocoa's for wusses! [Ned leaves a mug of cocoa on the windowsill and leaves. He comes back to spray whipped cream, puts a wafer in and grate hard chocolate on it, puts more whipped cream on top of the wafer, puts a marshmallow on top, uses a blowtorch to toast the marshmallow, and leaves again. Won over, Bart creeps closer, snatches the mug, moves to a distance, and takes a sip.] Oh, my God.

[singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again! [gets punched in the face by Lisa]

[drunk, to Marge] You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertilizer salesman!

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