Shrek the Third quotes

View Quote Prince Charming: You. You can't lie. So tell me, puppet, where is Shrek?
Pinocchio: Uh, hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that it is or isn’t almost partially incorrect.
Prince Charming:- So you do know where he is?
Pinocchio: Oh, on the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably...
Prince Charming: Stop it!
Pinocchio: ...do or do not know where he shouldn’t probably be, if that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. Even if he wasn’t at where I knew he was, that’d mean I’d really have to know where he wasn't.

View Quote Doris: I know he's a jerk and everything but I gotta admit that Charming makes me hotter than July.
Sleeping Beauty and Rapunzel: Ewwwww!

View Quote I see...a rainbow pony

View Quote How in the Hans Christen Andersen am I supposed to parade around in these goofy boots?!

View Quote "Listen Artie, eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get all up in your grill, raise your roof or whatever."

View Quote (While Artie begs to Merlin to take them back) "Have a heart, old man"

View Quote (singing to Shrek and Fiona): Good morning...good morning...to you and you and yooooou.

View Quote (after seeing the villains, with Captain Hook on a piano): Look out! They got a piano!

View Quote (discovering Shrek and Fiona nude in bed): AAAAH!! You know, you really need to get yourselves a pair of jammies.

View Quote (at the end of Shrek's dream sequence, with an ogre baby head): Dada.

View Quote (to Shrek): Please don't eat me.

View Quote (after Shrek tries to talk to him with cliched teenager lingo) HELP! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A MONSTER WHO'S TRYING TO RELATE TO ME!

View Quote Snow White: Everybody keep calm...WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! (before getting slapped by Doris)

View Quote Captain Hook: Avast, ye cookie. Start talking.

View Quote Puss in Boots (Donkey): Oh, man. I haven't been on a trip like that since college.
Shrek: Donkey?
Puss in Boots (Donkey): What? I got something in my teeth? Huh!? What the... Oh n-no! I've been abracadabra-ed into a fancy-feasting, second-rate sidekick!
Donkey (Puss in Boots): Oh, at least you don't look like some kind of a bloated roadside piñata! You should really go on a diet!