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View Quote Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!

View Quote It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes!

View Quote EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!

View Quote SUCK MY ****, I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!

View Quote SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!

View Quote Dick Pepperfield: Lou, would you mind putting out that cigarette, it's very unprofessional.
Lou Redwood: No, I like to smoke when I drink.

View Quote Dick Pepperfield: Jackie's teammates doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine as they carry him off the court.

View Quote Let's get Tropical!

View Quote In the anals of history, people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.

View Quote GOD DAMN IT, VAKIDIS, LEARN ****IN' ENGLISH!

View Quote I'm so excited, I can't even...feel my arms!

View Quote (to Monix) I wish you were still a washing machine!

View Quote Heaven wants us to win this game! I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

View Quote EVERYBODY PANIC! IT'S JUST LIKE THE TITANIC, BUT IT'S FULL OF BEARS!

View Quote If you see a possum, try to kill it. It's not a pet.