School of Rock quotes

View Quote [The entire class is depressed after learning the truth about Dewey and the Battle of the Bands]
Michelle: So, his name really wasn't Mr. Schneebly?
Freddy: Nah, it was, like, Dewey somethin'...
Marco: What about the project?
Frankie: Wake up, Marco. There was no project.
Zack: He just wanted us to play a show so we could make some money.
Summer: I can't believe we weren't getting graded on any of this.
Freddy: What are you so bummed about? We had a three week vacation. Yeah, it was a waste of time, but it was a lot better than school.
Lawrence: It was not a waste of time.
Freddy: Hate to break it to you, bro, but yeah, that's what it was.
Lawrence: You're an idiot.
Freddy: Hey, shut up!
Lawrence: No, you shut up!
Freddy: Hey, you wanna go?!
Tomika: [stands up in Lawrence's defense] Hey, if you touch him, I'll shove those sticks down your throat, got it?! [Freddy retreats] [to class] Mr. S was cool. We worked too long and hard not to play the show!
Freddy: Okay, so what are we supposed to do?
Alicia: I say we get out of here and play the show.

View Quote [Dewey's lounging at his desk]
Michelle: Are you going to teach us anything? Or are we just going to sit here?
Dewey: [mumbles] Just do whatever you want.
Summer: I want to learn from my teacher.
Dewey: [loudly] Besides that! Freddy, what do you like to do?
Freddy: [drawing flames on the name tag on his desk] I dunno... burn stuff?

View Quote Michelle: Mr. S? We came up with some names for the band.
Dewey: Yeah? Hit me.
Eleni: The Bumblebees?
Dewey: No, it's sissy.
Eleni: The Koala Bears?
Dewey: No! What are you talkin' about? It's too sissy!

View Quote [Summer's plan to lie to the judges about a fatal disease has gotten the kids into the Battle of the Bands]
Dewey: Summer, you get an A+ and fifty gold stars!
Summer: [smiles] I didn't do it for the grade.

View Quote [The parents start berating Mullins for hiring Dewey]
Tomika's Mother: How could you let our children be exposed to this imposter, this maniac?!
Zack's Father: Do you...? Do you just let anyone walk off the street and teach here?
[The parents begin yelling at the same time]
Mullins: Let me assure you that nothing is more important to us than to feel that your children are in a safe and secure environment.
[The parents continue to yell over each other]