School of Rock quotes

35 total quotes

View Quote Michelle: Mr. S? We came up with some names for the band.
Dewey: Yeah? Hit me.
Eleni: The Bumblebees?
Dewey: No, it's sissy.
Eleni: The Koala Bears?
Dewey: No! What are you talkin' about? It's too sissy!

View Quote [Dewey and Mullins arrive at Horace Green for Parents' Night]
Dewey: Okay, I don't think I can go in there.
Mullins: What's wrong?
Dewey: Roz... I'm not a teacher.
Mullins: Oh, Ned, a substitute is a teacher.
Dewey: No, no, I'm not a teacher. I'm a fraud.
Mullins: No! You're not! You're a dedicated, talented teacher, and those parents are gonna love you! Now, just get in there, and tell those parents what you've been teaching their kids.

View Quote [Dewey leads the class to his own version of The Pledge of Allegiance]
Dewey: I pledge allegiance...
Class: I pledge allegiance...
Dewey: ...to the band...
Class: ...to the band...
Dewey: ...of Mr. Schneebly...
Class: ...of Mr. Schneebly...
Dewey: ...and will not fight him...
Class: ...and will not fight him...
Dewey: ...for creative control...
Class: ...for creative control...
Dewey: ...and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band. [class mumbles incoherently] LET'S GET ROCKIN'!!!! [class cheers]

View Quote [Summer's plan to lie to the judges about a fatal disease has gotten the kids into the Battle of the Bands]
Dewey: Summer, you get an A+ and fifty gold stars!
Summer: [smiles] I didn't do it for the grade.

View Quote [The parents start berating Mullins for hiring Dewey]
Tomika's Mother: How could you let our children be exposed to this imposter, this maniac?!
Zack's Father: Do you...? Do you just let anyone walk off the street and teach here?
[The parents begin yelling at the same time]
Mullins: Let me assure you that nothing is more important to us than to feel that your children are in a safe and secure environment.
[The parents continue to yell over each other]