Rushmore

Rushmore quotes

56 total quotes (ID: 516)

Dirk Calloway
Herman Blume
Max Fischer
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Max Fischer: You're supposed to say, “Forget about it, Sanchez" ,The old man likes his canoli' lines-
Frank: I made a mistake, all right? It doesn't make any difference, anyway.
Max Fischer: Hey, I'm letting it go. But don't tell me it doesn't matter. Every line matters.
Frank: Get off my back!
Max Fischer: Don't **** with my play!


Max Fischer: How the hell did you get so rich? You're a quitter, man!
Herman Blume: I spent eight million dollars on this.
Max Fischer: And is that all you're willing to spend?

My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. But my safety's Harvard.

Max Fischer: And 'm going to stick a knife in his heart. And 'm going to send him back to Ireland in a bodybag.
Tommy: He's from Scotland.
Max Fischer: Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today. 'm going to pop a cap in his ass.

[to Rosemary] Rushmore was my life, now you are.

Max Fischer: So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
Dr. Peter Flynn: We went to Harvard together.
Max Fischer: Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.

You think I got kicked out for just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you wanna know something else? It was worth it.

She's sweet, but she's ****ed-up.

You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

Max Fischer: The truth is, neither one of us has the slightest idea where this relationship is going. We can't predict the future.
Rosemary Cross: We don't have a relationship.
Max Fischer: But we're friends.
Rosemary Cross: Yes, and that's all we're going to be. Well, yes...
Max Fischer: That's all I meant by "relationship." You want me to grab a dictionary?

Rosemary Cross: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
Max Fischer: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.

Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days

Max Fischer: Your mind's as warped as your ear, Magnus.
Magnus Buchan: Don't get nasty, brother.

I wrote a hit play!

Max Fischer: I don't give a shit about the barracudas, **** it! I'm building it anyway.