Rushmore quotes
56 total quotesDirk Calloway
Herman Blume
Max Fischer
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Rosemary Cross: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
Max Fischer: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
Max Fischer: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
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Rosemary Cross: Do you think we're going to have sex?
Max Fischer: That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
Rosemary Cross: Not if you've ever ****ed before, it isn't.
Max Fischer: That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
Rosemary Cross: Not if you've ever ****ed before, it isn't.
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Dr. Peter Flynn: [To Rosemary] I didn't know we were going to dinner.
Max Fischer: Well, that's because you weren't invited.
Max Fischer: Well, that's because you weren't invited.
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Max Fischer: Your mind's as warped as your ear, Magnus.
Magnus Buchan: Don't get nasty, brother.
Magnus Buchan: Don't get nasty, brother.
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Herman Blume: Why did you ask me to come here?
Max Fischer: Oh, I was going to drop that tree on you.
Herman Blume: That big one?
Max Fischer: Yeah.
Herman Blume: It would've flattened me like a pancake.
Max Fischer: Oh, I was going to drop that tree on you.
Herman Blume: That big one?
Max Fischer: Yeah.
Herman Blume: It would've flattened me like a pancake.
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Max Fischer: And 'm going to stick a knife in his heart. And 'm going to send him back to Ireland in a bodybag.
Tommy: He's from Scotland.
Max Fischer: Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today. 'm going to pop a cap in his ass.
Tommy: He's from Scotland.
Max Fischer: Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today. 'm going to pop a cap in his ass.
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Max Fischer: I don't give a shit about the barracudas, **** it! I'm building it anyway.
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Max Fischer: You're supposed to say, “Forget about it, Sanchez" ,The old man likes his canoli' lines-
Frank: I made a mistake, all right? It doesn't make any difference, anyway.
Max Fischer: Hey, I'm letting it go. But don't tell me it doesn't matter. Every line matters.
Frank: Get off my back!
Max Fischer: Don't **** with my play!
Frank: I made a mistake, all right? It doesn't make any difference, anyway.
Max Fischer: Hey, I'm letting it go. But don't tell me it doesn't matter. Every line matters.
Frank: Get off my back!
Max Fischer: Don't **** with my play!
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Herman Blume: Come work for me.
Max Fischer: What do you mean?
Herman Blume: I mean I-I could use someone like you.
Max Fischer: Look, I may not be rich, Mr. Blume, my father may only be a neurosurgeon, but we manage.
Max Fischer: What do you mean?
Herman Blume: I mean I-I could use someone like you.
Max Fischer: Look, I may not be rich, Mr. Blume, my father may only be a neurosurgeon, but we manage.
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Herman Blume: So you've changed your mind and you want the job.
Max Fischer: No, I've got an idea and I need some money.
Max Fischer: No, I've got an idea and I need some money.
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Bert Fischer: You're like one of those clipper ship captains. You're married to the sea.
Max Fischer: Yes, that's true. [pause] But I've been out to sea for a long time.
Max Fischer: Yes, that's true. [pause] But I've been out to sea for a long time.