Rushmore quotes

56 total quotes (ID: 516)

Dirk Calloway
Herman Blume
Max Fischer
Multiple Characters

Max Fischer: So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
Dr. Peter Flynn: We went to Harvard together.
Max Fischer: Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.

My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. But my safety's Harvard.

Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks. That's all anyone really cares about.

I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

[Introducing his play "Heaven and Hell"] Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.

[to Dr. Peter] I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?

[to Rosemary] So we both have dead people in our families.

[to Rosemary] I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!

Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today.

I wrote a hit play!

[to Rosemary] Rushmore was my life, now you are.

You think I got kicked out for just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you wanna know something else? It was worth it.

You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days

Never in my wildest imagination did I ever dream I would have sons like these.