Rush Hour quotes

30 total quotes

Det. James Carter
Lee

View Quote [Chinese food seller handing Carter some Chinese food.]
Carter: Damn Chen, some greasy shit? You aint got no better food like some chicken wings, some baby back-ribs, some fries or something?
Chen: Chinese food! No soul food here!
Carter: I ain't say nothing about no soul food. I said ain't you got some better food? I don't want that greasy shit. How you gonna sell a big box of grease?
Chen: Fung geneo bunkwain.
Carter: I'm a chilly what?
Chen: I'm no punk bitch!
Carter: I aint no punk bitch either!
Chen: I'm no punk bitch!

View Quote [Carter and Chen board a flight to China]
Carter: Man, how long is this flight?
Chen: Fifteen hours.
Carter: Fifteen hours? What are we gonna do for fifteen hours?
[Chen shrugs, then puts on headphones]
Chen: (singing) Huh!
Carter: (Carter turns in horror)
Chen: (singing) War! Uh! Good God "yaw."
Carter: Aw, hell no! Stewardess, get me another seat! Stewardess!

View Quote Outtakes (After Tucker messed up three times after trying to say 'Thank You' in Mandrian)
Chan: (Laughing and says to the camera) See! How difficult is that!? My ENGLISH?! He even cannot say three words of Chinese! Now you know how I feel! (then laughs while showing two peace signs)

View Quote The Beach Boys are gonna get you a great ass-whoppin! Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy! You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man!

View Quote This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.

View Quote This ciga-weed man!

View Quote Wipe yourself off man. You dead.

View Quote Whoo! You know he dead!

View Quote Man, just shut the hell up!

View Quote You got a prescription for this? Where's that at? Where? I-I left... Abalababa where?

View Quote This is the United States Of James Carter! I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King...I'm Micheal Jackson, You Tito!

View Quote Whassup, my ****?

View Quote We can hang in my crib. I will show you my 'hood

View Quote [Singing "War"] Say it again you all.

View Quote Oh, um...I'm policeman! I'm just trying to show him how to take a gun from a suspect.