Det. James Carter quotes

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

The Beach Boys are gonna get you a great ass-whoppin! Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy! You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man!

This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.

This ciga-weed man!

Wipe yourself off man. You dead.

I'm Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English? [pause] DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMIN' OUTTA MY MOUTH?! I cannot believe this shit. First I get a bullshit assignment, now Mr. Riceoroni...don't even speak American. C'mon man my ride's over here... Put your bag in the back. [louder] Put...yo bag...in the back! [Lee hands the bag to Carter] No, no, no, no, no! You put your own shit in the back! I am not a skycap! I'm FBI, you understand?!

('Dazed after being booted in the head') Which one of y'all just kicked me?

Whoo! You know he dead!

Man, just shut the hell up!

You got a prescription for this? Where's that at? Where? I-I left... Abalababa where?

I've been looking for your sweet and sour chicken ass!

I ain't gonna kill you this time, I'm just gonna kick your ASS!

This is the United States Of James Carter! I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King...I'm Micheal Jackson, You Tito!

I'm "Blackinese"!

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