The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Rocky Horror Picture Show quotes

64 total quotes (ID: 508)

Brad
Columbia
Dr. Frank-N-Furter
Eddie
Janet
Magenta
Riff Raff
The Criminologist


Janet: Brad, please, let's get out of here.
Brad: For Godssakes, get a grip on yourself, Janet.
Janet: But it seems so unhealthy here.
Brad: It's just a party, Janet.
Janet: Well, I wanna go!
Brad: Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone.
Janet: Well then ask the butler or someone!
Brad: Just a moment, Janet. We don't want to interfere with their celebration.
Janet: This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad!
Brad: They're probably foreigners with ways different from our own. They may do some more... folk dancing.


Riff Raff: Hello.
Brad: Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fianc?e, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you might help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?
Riff Raff: You're wet.
Janet: Yes - it's raining. [gives Brad an off look.]
Brad: Yes.
Riff Raff: Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside.
Janet: You're too kind.
...
Janet: Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?
Brad: Uh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
Janet: Oh.
Riff Raff: This way.
Janet: Are you having a party?
Riff Raff: You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.
Janet: Oh, lucky him.
Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha...

Frank: Enchant?. Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on. They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality.
Brad: Hospitality!? All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request, which you've chosen to ignore!
Janet: Brad, don't be ungrateful.
Brad: Ungrateful!
Frank: How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant. You must be awfully proud of him, Janet.
Janet: [bashful.] Well, yes I am.
Frank: Do you have any tattoos, Brad?
Brad: Certainly not!
Frank: Oh, well. [looks at Janet.] How 'bout you?

Dr. Scott: This sonic transducer...it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory-physio-molecular transport device?
Brad: You mean...?!
Dr. Scott: Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and projecting it through space...and who knows, perhaps even time itself!

'Cause I've seen blue skies, through the tears in my eyes. And I realize, I'm going home.

So, come up to the lab,/ and see what's on the slab!/ I see you shiver with antici [long pause] pation./ But maybe the rain/ isn't really to blame,/ so I'll remove the cause.../ [chuckles] but not the symptom.

How do you do? I/ see you've met my/ faithful handyman. He's just a/ little brought down, because/ when you knocked, he thought you were the candy-man.

[singing]
Riff Raff: With a bit of a mind flip/
Magenta: You're into the time slip/
Riff Raff: And nothing can ever be the same.
Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation. HAH!
Riff Raff: Like you're under sedation!
All: Let's do the time warp again!

[singing] Don't get strung out by the way I look./ Don't judge a book by its cover./ I'm not much of a man by the light of day,/ but by night I'm one hell of a lover!

"[singing]" Everybody shoved him, I very nearly loved him I said, hey listen to me stay sane inside insanity, but he locked the door and threw away the key.

It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!

You're lucky. He's lucky. I'm lucky! WE'RE ALL LUCKY! [laughs.]

[singing] Don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard.

Magenta: I ask for nothing, Master!
Frank: And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!

Magenta: But I thought you liked them! They liked you.
Riff-Raff: They didn't like me! They never liked me!