The Rocky Horror Picture Show quotes

View Quote How do you do? I/ see you've met my/ faithful handyman. He's just a/ little brought down, because/ when you knocked, he thought you were the candy-man.

View Quote I don't like men with too many muscles.

View Quote I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.

View Quote I'm out of my head / Oh hurry, or I may be dead. They musn't carry out their evil deeds. [bloodcurdling scream.]

View Quote If only we were amongst friends... or sane persons!

View Quote In just seven days, I can make you a man. Dig it if you can.

View Quote It's just a jump to the left.

View Quote It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!

View Quote It's so dreamy / Oh, fantasy, free me! / So you can't see me / No, not at all. In another dimension, / With voyueristic intention, / Well secluded, I see all.

View Quote My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again... I loved you... do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough! You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named 'cause of the rocks in his head!

View Quote Say good-bye to all of this. And say hello... to oblivion.

View Quote So, come up to the lab,/ and see what's on the slab!/ I see you shiver with antici [long pause] pation./ But maybe the rain/ isn't really to blame,/ so I'll remove the cause.../ [chuckles] but not the symptom.

View Quote That's a rather tender subject. Another slice anyone?

View Quote The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants.

View Quote Well, you got caught with a flat!/ Well, how about that?/ Well, babies, don't you panic!/ By the light of the night,/ It'll all seem all right!/ I'll get you a satanic mechanic!