The Rocky Horror Picture Show quotes

View Quote [bangs gong.] Master! Dinner is prepared!

View Quote [singing.] Well I was walking down the street, just a-havin' a think/ When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink! He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise/ He had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes! He stared at me and I felt a change/ Time meant nothin', never would again!

View Quote [watching Brad and Janet being stripped to their underwear.] Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush!

View Quote "He's okay!"

View Quote My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again... I loved you... do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough! You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named 'cause of the rocks in his head!

View Quote "[singing]" It was great when it all began/ I was a regular Frankie fan.

View Quote "[singing]" Everybody shoved him, I very nearly loved him I said, hey listen to me stay sane inside insanity, but he locked the door and threw away the key.

View Quote [singing] Whatever happened to Saturday night?

View Quote [singing] Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love that rock n' roll!

View Quote I'm out of my head / Oh hurry, or I may be dead. They musn't carry out their evil deeds. [bloodcurdling scream.]

View Quote Riff Raff: Hello.
Brad: Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fianc?e, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you might help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?
Riff Raff: You're wet.
Janet: Yes - it's raining. [gives Brad an off look.]
Brad: Yes.
Riff Raff: Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside.
Janet: You're too kind.
...
Janet: Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?
Brad: Uh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
Janet: Oh.
Riff Raff: This way.
Janet: Are you having a party?
Riff Raff: You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.
Janet: Oh, lucky him.
Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha...

View Quote [singing]
Riff Raff: With a bit of a mind flip/
Magenta: You're into the time slip/
Riff Raff: And nothing can ever be the same.
Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation. HAH!
Riff Raff: Like you're under sedation!
All: Let's do the time warp again!

View Quote Janet: Brad, please, let's get out of here.
Brad: For Godssakes, get a grip on yourself, Janet.
Janet: But it seems so unhealthy here.
Brad: It's just a party, Janet.
Janet: Well, I wanna go!
Brad: Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone.
Janet: Well then ask the butler or someone!
Brad: Just a moment, Janet. We don't want to interfere with their celebration.
Janet: This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad!
Brad: They're probably foreigners with ways different from our own. They may do some more... folk dancing.

View Quote Frank: Enchant?. Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on. They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality.
Brad: Hospitality!? All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request, which you've chosen to ignore!
Janet: Brad, don't be ungrateful.
Brad: Ungrateful!
Frank: How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant. You must be awfully proud of him, Janet.
Janet: [bashful.] Well, yes I am.
Frank: Do you have any tattoos, Brad?
Brad: Certainly not!
Frank: Oh, well. [looks at Janet.] How 'bout you?

View Quote Janet: What have you done with Brad?!
Frank: [innocent.] Nothing. Why, do you think I should?