Reservoir Dogs quotes

View Quote Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good **** what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want, 'cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.

View Quote [after cutting off Marvin Nash's ear] Was that as good for you as it was for me? [steps back and begins talking to the ear] Hey what's goin' on? Can you hear that?

View Quote Mr. Brown: Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.

View Quote [rubs his middle finger and thumb against each other] You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.

View Quote Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.

View Quote **** you! **** you! I'm ****ing dying here, I'm ****ing dying!!

View Quote Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

View Quote Mr. Brown: You guys are, like, making me lose my train of thought, here. I was sayin' something, what was it?

View Quote Mr. Brown: I'm blind, man. I'm ****ing blind.
Mr. Orange: You're not blind, you've just got blood in your eyes.

View Quote I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's ****ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government ****s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you're givin' me, I got two words for that: learn to ****in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****in' surprise.

View Quote If you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like one.

View Quote Mr. Pink: We ain't taking him to a hospital.
Mr. White: If we don't, he's gonna die.
Mr. Pink: And I'm very sad about that, but some fellas are lucky and some ain't.

View Quote Mr. Pink: This is so ****ing bad... Is it bad?
Mr. White: As opposed to good?

View Quote Mr. Pink: But why am I "Mr. Pink"?
Joe Cabot: Because you're a ****ing ****! All right?

View Quote You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.