Reservoir Dogs 1992 quotes, page 3

49 quotes · 8 characters
Reservoir Dogs (1992) poster
Characters
Mr. White Harvey Keitel · 25 quotes
Mr. Pink Steve Buscemi · 21 quotes
Mr. Blonde Michael Madsen · 13 quotes
Nice Guy Eddie Chris Penn · 11 quotes
Mr. Orange Tim Roth · 10 quotes
Joe Cabot Lawrence Tierney · 7 quotes
Mr. Brown Quentin Tarantino · 6 quotes
Mr. Blue Edward Bunker · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Mr. White & Mr. Pink (14), Mr. White & Nice Guy Eddie (7), Mr. White & Mr. Blonde (6)

Reservoir Dogs quotes

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[after cutting off Marvin Nash's ear]

Was that as good for you as it was for me? [steps back and begins talking to the ear] Hey what's goin' on? Can you hear that?

[rubs his middle finger and thumb against each other]

You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM. If they hadn't a done what I told them not to do they would still be alive.

Don't p**sy out on me now. They don't know. They don't know shit. You're not gonna get hurt. You're **** beretta. They believe every **** word 'cause you're super cool.

I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.

I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's **** up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government ****s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you're givin' me, I got two words for that: learn to ****in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****in' surprise.

Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good **** what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want, 'cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.