Repo Man quotes

View Quote The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

View Quote An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.

View Quote A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, "plate," or "shrimp," or "plate o' shrimp" out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

View Quote It's a beautiful night...you can almost see the stars.

View Quote Look at 'em, ordinary ****ing people, I hate 'em.

View Quote Agent Rogersz: It happens sometimes. People just explode . . . natural causes.

View Quote Bud: Hey kid, wanna make ten bucks?
Otto Maddox: **** you, ****!

View Quote There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.

View Quote You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?

View Quote You repo men, you're all out to ****in' lunch!

View Quote Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense! Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year! They oughta have 'em, too.

View Quote I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm. It's what I call the Repo Code, kid. Don't forget it--etch it in your brain. Not many people got a code to live by anymore.

View Quote Repo man's always intense.

View Quote I don't allow no Commies in my car...no Christians, either!

View Quote Kevin: There's ****in' room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years! King! God!