The Princess Diaries

The Princess Diaries quotes

24 total quotes (ID: 467)

Joe
Lily Moscovitz
Mia Thermopolis
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PA Annoucements
Paolo


Queen Clarisse (upon first seeing Mia): You look so...young.
Mia: Uh, thank you. And you look so... (Clarisse raises her eyebrows) clean.


Me? A...A princess? SHUT...UP!

No matter how many times you push that button, it will still go up and down the same way.

Will the Feng Shui club please stop rearranging the tables on the lawn?

You know you look like Shaft?

Somebody sat on me again.

Remember, virtual homework may not be submitted for actual credit.

Tell me, how does my mother, or any person for that matter, go into a parent/teacher conference and come out with a date?

Is your mom dating an undertaker?