The Princess Diaries

The Princess Diaries quotes

24 total quotes (ID: 467)

Lily Moscovitz
Mia Thermopolis
Multiple Characters
PA Annoucements

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all. From now on you'll be traveling the road between who you think you are and who you can be. The key is to allow yourself to make the journey."
-Princess Diaries -

Joe: Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Mia: Eleanor Roosevelt said that.

Mia: Joe, can you drop us off a block from the school? I don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.
Joe: This is a non-riot hearse. If it were a hearse, there would be silence in the backseat.

Michael: Why me?
Mia: Because you saw me when I was invisible.

I can't be a princess! I'm waiting for the normal body parts to arrive!

Joe: This is betweeen a waltz and a tango.
Mia: It's a wango?

I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frida and Kahlo.

Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl!
Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I, a duck?

I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.

If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows.

Mia: You broke my glasses!
Paolo: You broke my brush.

[to Michael and Mia] WAIT UP YOU GUYS! WAIT FOR ME! [two other students stop for her] No, not you, I don't even know you!

Queen Clarisse (upon first seeing Mia): You look so...young.
Mia: Uh, thank you. And you look so... (Clarisse raises her eyebrows) clean.

Queen Clarisse: Where is she going?
Helen: To the tower. Mia, you can't run away from everything!
Queen Clarisse: She has a tower?

Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!