The Princess Bride quotes

105 total quotes

Inigo Montoya
Multiple Characters
Prince Humperdinck
Vizzini
Westley

View Quote [in response to Vizzini's repeated use of "Inconceivable!"] You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

View Quote [repeated line] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

View Quote [Fezzik, Inigo and Westley scare off Yellin's guards with an impressive display involving a holocaust cloak, then prevent Yellin from closing the portcullis at the castle gate.]
Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: [pulls out the key] Oh, you mean this gate key!

View Quote Disappeared. He must have seen us closing in, which might account for his panicking in error. Unless I am wrong, and I am never wrong, they are headed dead into the Fire Swamp.

View Quote Buttercup: [eyeing the Fire Swamp nervously] We'll never survive!
Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

View Quote [Buttercup encounters Vizzini, Inigo and Fezzik standing by the side of a road.]
Vizzini: A word, m'lady? We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?
Buttercup: There is nothing nearby. Not for miles.
[Fezzik steps toward Buttercup]
Vizzini: Then there will be no one to hear you scream. [Fezzik renders Buttercup unconscious]

View Quote I always think everything could be a trap, which is why I'm still alive.

View Quote Good heavens, are you still trying to win? You've got an over-developed sense of vengeance. It's going to get you in trouble some day.

View Quote Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.

View Quote Grandson: Hold it, hold it! What is this? Are you tryin' to trick me? Where's the sports? Is this a kissing book?

View Quote He's right on top of us! I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using?

View Quote There will be blood tonight!

View Quote Valerie: Chocolate coating makes it go down easier.

View Quote Miracle Max: You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

View Quote [playing a rhyming game with Inigo] Anybody want a peanut?