Pretty Woman quotes

View Quote Edward: I guess this is not the greatest time to be a hooker, is it?
Vivian: Look, I use condoms always. I get checked out once a month at the free clinic. Not only am I better in the sack than an amateur, I am probably safer.
Edward: I like that; that's very good. You should have that printed on your business card.
Vivian: If you're makin' fun of me, I don't like it.
Edward: [laughs] No, I'm not making fun of you. No, I don't. I'm not. I wouldn't offend you. I'm sorry. What's your name?
Vivian: What do you want it to be?

View Quote Julia Roberts — Vivian Ward

View Quote Philip Stuckey: [about Morse] He mortgaged everything he owns, right down to his underwear, to secure a loan from the bank.

View Quote You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian. We both screw people for money.

View Quote Thompson: Now, Mr. Lewis, however, is a very special customer, and we like to think of our special customers as friends. Now, as a customer, we would expect Mr. Lewis to sign in any additional guests, but as a friend, we're willing to overlook it. Now, I'm assuming that you're a... [long pause] ... relative?
Vivian: [meekly] Yes.
Thompson: I thought so. Then you must be his...
[Thompson gives Vivian an expectant nod. Another long pause.]
Vivian: Niece?
Thompson: Of course. Naturally, when Mr. Lewis leaves, I won't see you in this hotel again. I assume you have no other uncles here?

View Quote Jason Alexander — Philip Stuckey

View Quote Hey sugar, looking for a date?...Sure, for five bucks!...Price just went up to ten...I can do anything I want to baby, I ain't lost!

View Quote [to Edward] If I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.

View Quote I want the fairy tale.

View Quote Richard Gere — Edward Lewis

View Quote Ho man, this baby must corner like it's on rails!

View Quote Gretchen: Edward's our most eligible bachelor. Everybody is trying to land him.
Vivian: Well, I'm not trying to land him. I'm just using him for sex.

View Quote Ralph Bellamy — James Morse

View Quote I think you have a lot of special gifts Edward.

View Quote The bad thing is easier to believe. Haven't you noticed that?!