Pretty Woman quotes
69 total quotesEdward Lewis
Kit De Luca
Major cast
Multiple Characters
Vivian Ward
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[A well-dressed couple observe Edward and the scantily-clad Vivian as an elevator arrives.]
Vivian: Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!
[The man moves to enter, but his wife stops him. A chagrined Edward turns to the couple.]
Edward: First time in an elevator.
Woman: Ah.
[Edward enters. The woman turns to her husband.]
Woman: Close your mouth, dear.
Vivian: Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!
[The man moves to enter, but his wife stops him. A chagrined Edward turns to the couple.]
Edward: First time in an elevator.
Woman: Ah.
[Edward enters. The woman turns to her husband.]
Woman: Close your mouth, dear.
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Edward: You see this young lady over here?
Hollister: Yes.
Edward: Do you have anything in this shop as beautiful as she is?
Hollister: Oh, yes.
[Edward gives Hollister a look.]
Hollister: Oh, no! No, no! No. I'm saying we have many things as beautiful as she... would want them to be! [babbling] That's the point I was getting at. And I think we can all agree with that. That's why, when you came in here, you knew from the first—
Edward: You know what we're gonna need here? We're going to need a few more people helping us out. I'll tell you why. We are going to be spending an obscene amount of money in here. So we're going to need a lot more help sucking up to us, 'cause that's what we really like.
Hollister: Ohhhh!
Edward: You understand that.
Hollister: Sir, if I may say so, you're in the right store, and the right city, for that matter!
Hollister: Yes.
Edward: Do you have anything in this shop as beautiful as she is?
Hollister: Oh, yes.
[Edward gives Hollister a look.]
Hollister: Oh, no! No, no! No. I'm saying we have many things as beautiful as she... would want them to be! [babbling] That's the point I was getting at. And I think we can all agree with that. That's why, when you came in here, you knew from the first—
Edward: You know what we're gonna need here? We're going to need a few more people helping us out. I'll tell you why. We are going to be spending an obscene amount of money in here. So we're going to need a lot more help sucking up to us, 'cause that's what we really like.
Hollister: Ohhhh!
Edward: You understand that.
Hollister: Sir, if I may say so, you're in the right store, and the right city, for that matter!
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Edward: I hadn't exactly planned this.
Vivian: Do you plan everything?
Edward: Always.
Vivian: Yeah me too! I'm actually, no I'm not a planner. I would say I'm a kinda fly by the seat of your pants gal, you know moment to moment. Yeah that's me, that's...yeah.
Vivian: Do you plan everything?
Edward: Always.
Vivian: Yeah me too! I'm actually, no I'm not a planner. I would say I'm a kinda fly by the seat of your pants gal, you know moment to moment. Yeah that's me, that's...yeah.
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Edward: Oh, by the way, Phil — about your car...
Philip Stuckey: Oh God. What?
Edward: It corners like it's on rails.
Philip Stuckey: What?! What does that mean? Edward... Edward...
[Grinning, Edward hangs up.]
Philip Stuckey: Oh God. What?
Edward: It corners like it's on rails.
Philip Stuckey: What?! What does that mean? Edward... Edward...
[Grinning, Edward hangs up.]
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[Vivian accidentally launches an escargot, which is deftly caught by the mâitre-d.]
Vivian: Slippery little suckers.
Mâitre-D: It happens all the time.
Vivian: Slippery little suckers.
Mâitre-D: It happens all the time.
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Honey, I've got a runner in my panty hose...I'm not wearing panty hose. "I know thats right"
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[Fumbling with his tie, Edward tells Vivian about his business.]
Vivian: You don't actually have a billion dollars, huh?
Edward: No. I get some of it from banks, investors... it's not an easy thing to do.
Vivian: And you don't make anything...
Edward: No.
Vivian: ... and you don't build anything.
Edward: No.
Vivian: So whadda ya do with the companies once you buy 'em?
Edward: I sell them.
[Viv reaches for his tie.]
Vivian: Here, let me do that. You sell them.
Edward: Well, I... don't sell the whole company, I break it up into pieces, and then I sell that off, it's worth more than the whole.
Vivian: So, it's sort of like, um... stealing cars and selling 'em for parts, right?
Edward: [sighs exasperatedly] Yeah, sort of. But legal.
Vivian: You don't actually have a billion dollars, huh?
Edward: No. I get some of it from banks, investors... it's not an easy thing to do.
Vivian: And you don't make anything...
Edward: No.
Vivian: ... and you don't build anything.
Edward: No.
Vivian: So whadda ya do with the companies once you buy 'em?
Edward: I sell them.
[Viv reaches for his tie.]
Vivian: Here, let me do that. You sell them.
Edward: Well, I... don't sell the whole company, I break it up into pieces, and then I sell that off, it's worth more than the whole.
Vivian: So, it's sort of like, um... stealing cars and selling 'em for parts, right?
Edward: [sighs exasperatedly] Yeah, sort of. But legal.
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Vivian: Wait a minute — that's a Lotus Esprit!
Kit: No, that's rent. You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than a hundred. Call me when you're through... Take care you.
Vivian: Take care you.
Kit: No, that's rent. You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than a hundred. Call me when you're through... Take care you.
Vivian: Take care you.
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Edward: So what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her?
Vivian: She rescues him right back.
Vivian: She rescues him right back.
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Vivian: Hello!
Edward: Never, ever pick up the phone.
Vivian: Then why're you calling me?
. . .
Vivian: All right. I'll meet you in the lobby, but only 'cause your payin' me to.
Edward: Well, thank you very much.
[He hangs up the phone and turns to the receptionist.]
Edward: Get her back for me, please.
. . .
Vivian: 'Lo?
Edward: I told you not to pick up the phone.
'Vivian: Then stop callin me.
[Edward snickers and hangs up.]
Vivian: [grinning] Sick.
Edward: Never, ever pick up the phone.
Vivian: Then why're you calling me?
. . .
Vivian: All right. I'll meet you in the lobby, but only 'cause your payin' me to.
Edward: Well, thank you very much.
[He hangs up the phone and turns to the receptionist.]
Edward: Get her back for me, please.
. . .
Vivian: 'Lo?
Edward: I told you not to pick up the phone.
'Vivian: Then stop callin me.
[Edward snickers and hangs up.]
Vivian: [grinning] Sick.
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Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships.
Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships.
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Bridget: Now, I'm sure we're gonna find something here that your uncle would love.
Vivian: Bridg? He's not really my uncle.
Bridget: They never are, dear.
Vivian: Bridg? He's not really my uncle.
Bridget: They never are, dear.
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Yo, Viv, babe. Would ya come down here? The Sphincter Police won't let me through.
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Vivian: [after Edward catches her singing along to Kiss in the tub] Don't you just love Prince?
Edward: More than life itself.
Edward: More than life itself.
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The #1 guy I've ever loved was a total nothing. The #2 was worse. My mom called me a bum magnet. There was a bum in a fifty miles, I was immediately attracted to him.