Pretty Woman 1990 quotes, page 2

Edward

You see this young lady over here?

Hollister

Yes.

Edward

Do you have anything in this shop as beautiful as she is?

Hollister

Oh, yes.

Hollister

Oh, no! No, no! No. I'm saying we have many things as beautiful as she... would want them to be! [babbling] That's the point I was getting at. And I think we can all agree with that. That's why, when you came in here, you knew from the first—

Edward

You know what we're gonna need here? We're going to need a few more people helping us out. I'll tell you why. We are going to be spending an obscene amount of money in here. So we're going to need a lot more help sucking up to us, 'cause that's what we really like.

Hollister

Ohhhh!

Edward

You understand that.

Hollister

Sir, if I may say so, you're in the right store, and the right city, for that matter!

Vivian

Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!

Edward

First time in an elevator.

Ah.

Close your mouth, dear.

Edward

I hadn't exactly planned this.

Vivian

Do you plan everything?

Edward

Always.

Vivian

Yeah me too! I'm actually, no I'm not a planner. I would say I'm a kinda fly by the seat of your pants gal, you know moment to moment. Yeah that's me, that's...yeah.

Edward

Oh, by the way, Phil — about your car...

Philip Stuckey

Oh God. What?

Edward

It corners like it's on rails.

Philip Stuckey

What?! What does that mean? Edward... Edward...
[Grinning, Edward hangs up.]

Vivian

You don't actually have a billion dollars, huh?

Edward

No. I get some of it from banks, investors... it's not an easy thing to do.

Vivian

And you don't make anything...

Edward

No.

Vivian

... and you don't build anything.

Edward

No.

Vivian

So whadda ya do with the companies once you buy 'em?

Edward

I sell them.

Vivian

Here, let me do that. You sell them.

Edward

Well, I... don't sell the whole company, I break it up into pieces, and then I sell that off, it's worth more than the whole.

Vivian

So, it's sort of like, um... stealing cars and selling 'em for parts, right?

Edward

Yeah, sort of. But legal.

Vivian

Slippery little suckers.

It happens all the time.

Vivian Ward

Honey, I've got a runner in my panty hose...I'm not wearing panty hose. "I know thats right"

Vivian

Wait a minute — that's a Lotus Esprit!

Kit

No, that's rent. You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than a hundred. Call me when you're through... Take care you.

Vivian

Take care you.

Edward

So what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her?

Vivian

She rescues him right back.

Vivian

Hello!

Edward

Never, ever pick up the phone.

Vivian

Then why're you calling me?
. . .

Vivian

All right. I'll meet you in the lobby, but only 'cause your payin' me to.

Edward

Well, thank you very much.

Edward

Get her back for me, please.
. . .

Vivian

'Lo?

Edward

I told you not to pick up the phone.
'Vivian: Then stop callin me.

Vivian

Sick.

Edward Lewis

Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships.

Bridget

Now, I'm sure we're gonna find something here that your uncle would love.

Vivian

Bridg? He's not really my uncle.

Bridget

They never are, dear.

Vivian

Listen, I... I appreciate this whole seduction scene you've got goin', but let me give you a tip — I'm a sure thing, okay? So... I'm on an hourly rate. Could we just move it along?

Edward

Somehow, I'm sensing that this time problem is a major issue with you. Why don't we just get through that right now.

Vivian

Great! Let's get started.

Edward

How much for the entire night?

Vivian

Stay here? [small laugh] You couldn't afford it.

Edward

Try me.

Vivian

300 dollars.

Edward

Done. Thank you. Now we can relax.

Vivian

Are you sure you want me to stay for the entire night? I mean, I could just pop ya good and be on my way.

Edward

tell you the truth, I don't feel like being alone tonight.

Vivian

Why, is it your birthday, or something?

Edward

No.

Vivian

I mean, I have been the party at a couple of birthdays.

Edward

Hmpf. I bet you have.

Kit De Luca

Yo, Viv, babe. Would ya come down here? The Sphincter Police won't let me through.

Vivian Ward

The #1 guy I've ever loved was a total nothing. The #2 was worse. My mom called me a bum magnet. There was a bum in a fifty miles, I was immediately attracted to him.