Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest quotes

View Quote Break off pursuit, run her light and dowse canvas!

View Quote Darlin', I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of cir****stances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones' crew.

View Quote [while signing the letters of marque] A marriage interrupted... or fate intervened? [to Elizabeth] I still want that compass. Consider that in your calculations.

View Quote [indignantly] No! This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to settle... oh, fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum soaked ... PIRATES!

View Quote How do you know of the key?

View Quote Every man has a price which he will willingly accept, even for that which he hopes never to sell.

View Quote [to Bootstrap] And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbuncle?

View Quote Jack: Persuade me.
Elizabeth: You do know Will taught me how to handle a sword.
Jack: As I said, persuade me.
[Elizabeth nods and walks off. Jack watches her and makes a grunting noise]

View Quote [sending Bootstrap Bill to the brig.] You need time alone with your thoughts. Brig!

View Quote Bugger bugger bugger BUGGER!

View Quote The chest is no longer safe. Chart a course to Isla Cruces! Get me there first or there'll be the Devil to pay!

View Quote [examines empty rum bottle] Why is the rum always gone? [staggers drunkenly] Oh... That's why.

View Quote [smiles] Hello, beastie.

View Quote [Jack shoots part of monkey's tail off.]
Gibbs: Captain, you know that don't do any good.
Jack: It does me!
Marty: [picks up the cloth] It's a key.
Jack: No, much more better. It is a drawing of a key.
[The crew stare blankly.]
Jack: Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Leech: Keys ... unlock things?
Gibbs: [catching on.] And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable ... So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
Jack: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever needs be unlocked... which we don't have... without having first found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So, we're going after this key!
Jack: You're not making any sense at all.

View Quote Jack: No worries, mates. Tia Dalma and I go way back; Thick as thieves. Nigh unseperable we are... were... have been... before...
Gibbs: [going to see Tia Dalma.] I'll watch yer back.
Jack: It's me front I'm worried about...
Gibbs: [To Will.] Mind the boat.
Will: [To Pintel.] Mind the boat.
Pintel: [To Ragetti.] Mind the boat.
Ragetti: [To Marty.] Mind the boat.
Marty: [To Mr. Cotton and his parrot.] Mind the boat.
Cotton's Parrot: *Squawk* Mind the boat.
[Flies into Tia Dalma's shack, leaving Mr. Cotton to mind the boat.]