Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest quotes

146 total quotes

Bloopers
Captain Jack Sparrow
Davy Jones

Elizabeth Swann
Lord Cutler Beckett
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Will Turner

View Quote Alas, my Children! This is the day that you shall always remember as the day you almost- [a huge wave washes over him, drowning him out. Dejected tone] ...Cap'n Jack Sparrow.

View Quote And what mark did he leave on you?

View Quote Bootstrap Bill, you are a liar and will spend an eternity on this ship! Master Turner, feel free to go ashore ... the very next time we make port! [laughs]

View Quote Break off pursuit, run her light and dowse canvas!

View Quote Bring back that compass, or there's no deal.

View Quote Bugger bugger bugger BUGGER!

View Quote But I wonder, Sparrow... Can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend... to a lifetime of servitude, in your name, while you roam free?

View Quote Come to negotiate, eh, have you, ya slimy git? Look what I got! [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?!

View Quote Consider into your calculations that you robbed me of my wedding night.

View Quote Darlin', I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of cir****stances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones' crew.

View Quote Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds lay bare, [snorts] all your sins punished. I can offer you... an escape.

View Quote Eunuchy... [Making scissors motion with his fingers] Snip-snip.

View Quote Every man has a price which he will willingly accept, even for that which he hopes never to sell.

View Quote Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

View Quote Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic, terrific soprano, worth at least four, may three and a half. And did I happen to mention he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?