Pink Flamingos

Pink Flamingos quotes

26 total quotes (ID: 447)

Connie Marble
Crackers
Divine/Babs Johnson
Multiple Characters
Narrator


I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone, my kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into.


The next package you bring me is getting shoved right up your little ass, can you comprehend that?!

Sandy Sandstone: Eat the bird, bitch!

Edie: Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!

Oh I love you Raymond. I love you more than anything in this whole world! I love you even more than my own filthiness! More than my hair color! More than the sound of bones breaking! The sounds of death rattles! Even more than my own SHIT do I love you, Raymond!

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live. Nobody!

This beautiful mobile home you see before you is the current hideout of the notorious beauty Divine, the filthiest person alive!

[after Raymond exposes himself to a transsexual in the park, and, shocked, runs away] That is not the only shock you have before you, Raymond Marble, because at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ass hole!

Hitchhiker: Where'd you get this beautiful car?
Raymond Marble: At a car dealer, where did you think?
Connie Marble: Where ya going?
Hitchhiker: Just downtown, anywhere near Howard street.
Connie Marble: Oh, meeting someone?
Hitchhiker: Yeah.
Connie Marble: Who?!
Hitchhiker: My boyfriend and a couple of other guys. Why?
Raymond Marble: Going to do a gang bang or something?
Hitchhiker: What? Hey, what's with you two?
Connie Marble: We just wondered where you were planning to spread your VD today, that's all, hussy.

We'll see who's the filthiest person alive! We'll JUST SEE!

How can a couch be out of order?!