Connie Marble quotes

I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone, my kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into.

We'll see who's the filthiest person alive! We'll JUST SEE!

Babs Johnson, oh what a stupid ****ing name! She sounds like a chimpanzee on a tire swing.

Oh I love you Raymond. I love you more than anything in this whole world! I love you even more than my own filthiness! More than my hair color! More than the sound of bones breaking! The sounds of death rattles! Even more than my own SHIT do I love you, Raymond!

How can a couch be out of order?!

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