Pink Flamingos

Pink Flamingos quotes

26 total quotes (ID: 447)

Connie Marble
Divine/Babs Johnson
Multiple Characters

Cotton: Murder merely relieves tension.

This beautiful mobile home you see before you is the current hideout of the notorious beauty Divine, the filthiest person alive!

[after Raymond exposes himself to a transsexual in the park, and, shocked, runs away] That is not the only shock you have before you, Raymond Marble, because at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ass hole!

I haven't fallen in love for three whole days!

The next package you bring me is getting shoved right up your little ass, can you comprehend that?!

Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a BOWEL MOVEMENT!

You know who I am, bitch! I'm the filthiest person alive, that's who I am!

Hold these God damn chickens!

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live. Nobody!

Do my balls, Mama!

I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone, my kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into.

We'll see who's the filthiest person alive! We'll JUST SEE!

Babs Johnson, oh what a stupid ****ing name! She sounds like a chimpanzee on a tire swing.

Oh I love you Raymond. I love you more than anything in this whole world! I love you even more than my own filthiness! More than my hair color! More than the sound of bones breaking! The sounds of death rattles! Even more than my own SHIT do I love you, Raymond!

How can a couch be out of order?!