Pee-wee's Big Adventure

Pee-wee's Big Adventure quotes

9 total quotes (ID: 879)

Pee-wee Herman


[as hotel desk clerk; in deep voice] Paging Mr. Herman! Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk!


Francis Buxton: Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want.
Pee-wee Herman: Good for you and your father.
Francis Buxton: So guess what I want.
Pee-wee Herman: A new brain!
Francis Buxton: No. Your bike!
Pee-wee Herman: I want to speak to Francis!
Butler: Francis is busy.
Pee-wee Herman: Busy doing WHAT?!
Butler: Taking his bath.
Pee-wee Herman: Oh, REALLY? WHERE ARE THEY HOSING HIM DOWN?!!
[Pee-wee confronts Francis in his large pool-like bath]
Pee-wee Herman: STILL wanna ride my bike, Francis?!!
Francis Buxton:: No! NO!!! I don't want your crummy old bike!!
Pee-wee Herman: AHA! You don't want it anymore BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE IT!!! TELL ME WHERE IT IS BEFORE I LOSE PATIENCE WITH YOU!!!
[Pee-wee enters a noisy biker bar and tries to use the payphone but can't because of the noise]
Pee-wee Herman: Shhhhh! I'm trying to use the phone!!
[one of the bikers puts the phone back on the cradle]
Biker 1: Did anybody tell you that this is the private club of the Satan's Helpers?
Pee-wee Herman: Nobody hipped me to that, dude.
Biker 1: It's off limits!

Dottie: I was wondering if you would go someplace... with me.
Pee-wee Herman: Like where?
Dottie: The drive-in.
Pee-wee Herman: Look, Dottie, I like you. Like! I like you!
Dottie: Yes, I like you, too--
Pee-wee Herman: [shouts] Dottie! [calm voice] There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
Dottie: I don't understand.
Pee-wee Herman: You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

Pee-wee Herman: Chris, what is this? Too late! Chip?
Chip: Uh... it looks like a pen.
Pee-wee Herman: Correct! This is the pen I bought exactly one hour before my bike was stolen. Why? What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW!!!

[falls off bike after attempting tricks] I meant to do that!

Go ahead and SCREAM your head off! WE'RE MILES FROM WHERE ANYONE CAN HEAR YOU!!!

Biker #2: I say we kill him!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: I say we hang him, then we kill him!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #4: I say we scalp him!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we tattoo him!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we hang him!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #4: And then we kill him!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Pee-wee Herman: [trying to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let him go.
Biker Gang: [shouts] No!
Biker Mama: [whistles] I say you let me have him first!
Biker Gang: Yeah!

Kevin Morgan: Well, is everything straightened out?
Jerry: We are whenever you are.
Kevin Morgan: Doesn't it look like I'm ready? [loudly] I am ALWAYS ready! I have BEEN ready since first call! I AM READY! ROLL!
Jerry: Quiet, please! This is a take. Roll, please.
Cameraman: Speed!
Kevin Morgan: ACTION!
Jerry: Action!

Dottie: Don't you want to see the rest of the movie?
Pee-wee Herman: I don't have to see it. I lived it.