Francis Buxton: Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want.
Pee-wee Herman: Good for you and your father.
Francis Buxton: So guess what I want.
Pee-wee Herman: A new brain!
Francis Buxton: No. Your bike!
Pee-wee Herman: I want to speak to Francis!
Butler: Francis is busy.
Pee-wee Herman: Busy doing WHAT?!
Butler: Taking his bath.
Pee-wee Herman: Oh, REALLY? WHERE ARE THEY HOSING HIM DOWN?!!
[Pee-wee confronts Francis in his large pool-like bath]
Pee-wee Herman: STILL wanna ride my bike, Francis?!!
Francis Buxton:: No! NO!!! I don't want your crummy old bike!!
Pee-wee Herman: AHA! You don't want it anymore BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE IT!!! TELL ME WHERE IT IS BEFORE I LOSE PATIENCE WITH YOU!!!
[Pee-wee enters a noisy biker bar and tries to use the payphone but can't because of the noise]
Pee-wee Herman: Shhhhh! I'm trying to use the phone!!
[one of the bikers puts the phone back on the cradle]
Biker 1: Did anybody tell you that this is the private club of the Satan's Helpers?
Pee-wee Herman: Nobody hipped me to that, dude.
Biker 1: It's off limits!
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