Office Space

Office Space quotes

80 total quotes (ID: 428)

Bill Lumbergh
Drew
Lawrence
Michael Bolton
Milton Waddams
Multiple Characters
Peter Gibbons
Samir Nagheenanajar
Tom Smykowski


Uhhh, yeah...


Oh, and next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Hello Peter, what's happening? Listen, are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?

Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, mmmK?

I could set the building on fire... [said several times in the film, usually after he feels slighted]

I was told, I was told if I was late again I would be summarily dismissed...

I was told that I could listen, to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11... well, I... I told Bill that if, if Sandra's going to listen to her headphones while she's, while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn it down because I enjoy, listening, at a reasonable volume, from 9 to 11...

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll, I'll, I'll set the building on fire...

The ratio of people to cake is too big.

Y-- Excuse me. You-- I believe you have my stapler?

And then Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and and and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler, and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it, and I really don't appreciate garbage...

Well, Ok. But... that's the last straw.

Yeah. Yeah. That's it. That's exactly what I need. Just give it to me. Come on. Come on, you little ****er. Let's go! That's what I need. Let's do that. Let's do exactly that, you little, fu--

Peter, you a very BAD person.

Hey, Peter, man! Check out Channel 9! Check out this chick!