Ocean's Thirteen

Ocean's Thirteen quotes

38 total quotes (ID: 799)

Danny Ocean
Linus Caldwell
Others
Rusty Ryan
Willie Bank


Basher Tarr: [Pretending to be a stunt biker] Mr. Bank. Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one two three four?
Willie Bank: What did he say?
Basher Tarr: [Lifting a finger up for each word] Pay me my money!


Yen: Shit! Shit! Shit!

Danny Ocean: That's your idea?
Linus Caldwell: Well, we've shaken all the trees, we've looked under every rock, we've searched every... I mea... We've talked to everybody we can trust. I know it's not a great idea but it is an idea and I think as long as we have one idea we shouldn't give up.
Rusty Ryan: I was really hoping to avoid that this time.

[during this scene almost constantly someone is talking over some other's voice] Virgil Malloy: Long past checkout time, sir.
The V.U.P.: What? I'm in no condition to checkout,( I have...)
Virgil Malloy: You've overstayed your reservation, sir. We need the room.
The V.U.P.: But, Nevada innkeeper laws make it illegal to evict a (guest who is sick, you can't do...)
Turk Malloy: Expect in case of public health and safety,( sir. Occupants have evidenced a flagrant)...
Virgil Malloy: You're obviously experiencing some sort of abrasion, sir.
Turk Malloy: ...repeated disregard for acceptable standard for personal HYGIENE.
The V.U.P.: I haven't disregarded my hygiene.
Turk Malloy: Sir, (but yes)...
Virgil Malloy: (SIR,) what I am trying to say is...
Turk Malloy: ...you have.
Virgil Malloy: ...you've gone nose deaf.
The V.U.P.: What?
Virgil Malloy: You're oblivious to your effect on other guests.
The V.U.P.: I really don't see what effect (I've had on other guests if I am not in my room, and)...
Turk Malloy: Fifteen minutes! Fif-teen minutes! Fifteen minutes!
The V.U.P.: ...up, (up here)
Turk Malloy: (Fif...) hey, fifteen minutes. Pack your things or we will pack them for you. Get the picture?
The V.U.P.: What?
Turk Malloy: Do you get the picture, sir, (do not make us)...
Virgil Malloy: Pack your things.
Turk Malloy: ...come back here, friend.
Virgil Malloy: Pack your things!
Turk Malloy: Friend.
The V.U.P.: (Hey,) okay. Okay.

You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better, Willy.

[to Rusty before leaving] You should settle down. Have a couple of kids.

Is that... are you watching Oprah? with wine? [sniffle] Is she really going to give them a new home?

[to Danny before he leaves] Next time, try keeping the weight off in between.

[about his prosthetic nose] It is not a prop for prop's sake!

[Linus is talking to his dad on the phone] No, Dad. It will work. [Danny puts his hand out for the phone] No Dad, I won't put Danny on. [Rusty puts his hand out for the phone] Or Rusty.

[At the airport, homage to real life] I guess I'll see you when I see you

I'm so deep into Pepperage I am him.

You know, you're half smart, Ocean.

Oh, I don't lose. People who bet on me to lose lose. And they lose big.

Saul Bloom: When they opened The Flamingo, one day it was closed, the next it was open. End of story. I know, I was there.