Ocean's Eleven (2001)

Ocean's Eleven (2001) quotes

90 total quotes (ID: 797)

Basher Tarr
Danny Ocean
Frank Catton
Linus Caldwell
Livingston Dell
Reuben Tishkoff
Rusty Ryan
Saul Bloom
Terry Benedict
Tess Ocean

Cause the house always wins. You play long enough, never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house.

Danny: Does he make you laugh?
Tess: He doesn't make me cry.

Danny: All right.
[Bruiser punches Danny]
Danny: Ahh! Jesus, Bruiser, not until later!
Bruiser: Sorry Danny, I forgot.
Danny: It's all right. How's your wife?
Bruiser: Pregnant again.

[at the end of a poker game] I'm not sure what four nines does, but with the ace I think it's pretty high.

You're either in or you're out. Right now.

[to Rusty] Ten oughta do it, don't you think? [Rusty says nothing] You think we need one more? [Rusty still says nothing] You think we need one more. [Yet again, Rusty says nothing] Okay, we'll get one more.

[teaching poker to young Hollywood actors] Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards! You can't have six cards in a five-card game!

Did someone call for a doctor?

[as Tess walks down the stairs] This is the best part of my day.

[the rest of the crew get out of the van, leaving Linus in the back with Turk and Virgil in the front] No no no no, don't leave me with these guys!

[Exposing Frank's criminal past to Benedict while pretending to be from the Nevada Gaming Commission] Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long.

Window or aisle, boys? Yeah, we're in deep shit!

[to all the guys] So unless we intend to do this job in Reno, we're in barney. [everyone pauses] Barney Rubble. [they look bewildered] Trouble! [the guys finally nod in understanding]

[yelling at Linus] You stupid bastard!

[on the phone] Well, then inform Mr. Levin that he'll be better off watching the fight in front of his television at home... Surely *he* must have HBO.