Ocean's Eleven (2001) quotes

90 total quotes

Basher Tarr
Danny Ocean
Frank Catton
Linus Caldwell
Livingston Dell

Other
Reuben Tishkoff
Rusty Ryan
Saul Bloom
Terry Benedict
Tess Ocean

View Quote [teaching poker to young actors]
Rusty: Barry, your turn.
Barry Watson: Uh... four.
Rusty: You don't want four. You want to fold.
Barry Watson: I do? Is that a good thing?

View Quote [watching Linus trapped on the upper floor by security guards]
Virgil Malloy: Shouldn't someone help him?
Basher: Oh, that's a good idea, Albert. Let's hop out of the van and then we can all get nicked!

View Quote [while reconnoitering the casinos]
Virgil: [makes a note] He went in at 10:44.
Turk: 10:46, get a watch that works.
Virgil: Dude, you make me sick. It's 10:44.
Turk: 10:46.

View Quote [while they are watching a dozen Chinese acrobats at a circus]
Danny: Which one is the amazing Yen?
Rusty: The little Chinese guy.

View Quote [Yen does the real somersault]
Frank: Ten says he shorts it.
Livingston: No, no bet.

View Quote [Yen practices the vault somersault]
Turk Malloy: Ten says he shorts it.
Frank, Livingston, Saul: Twenty!

View Quote [as Lyman Zerga] I don't believe in weakness... it costs too much.

View Quote [pretending the Nevada Gaming Commission is racist] They might as well call it whitejack!

View Quote All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.

View Quote Cause the house always wins. You play long enough, never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house.

View Quote Did someone call for a doctor?

View Quote I know more about casino security than any man alive, I invented it, and it cannot be beaten. They got cameras, they got locks, they got watchers, they got timers, they got vaults, they got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris! [pause] Okay, bad example.

View Quote Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him.

View Quote The moment you set foot on that casino floor, they'll be watching you like hawks. Hawks with video cameras.

View Quote Window or aisle, boys? Yeah, we're in deep shit!