Notting Hill

Notting Hill quotes

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Anna Scott
Multiple Characters
William Thacker

"For June who loved this garden from Joseph who always sat beside her." Some people do spend their whole lives together.

Jeff King: [to Will] Can you adios those dishes and take out that trash?

Would you like something to eat? Something to nibble? Apricots, soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting like apricots and makes them taste like honey... and if you wanted honey, you could just... buy honey. Instead of apricots. But nevertheless they're yours if you want them.

[to Martin] If I were to employ a wet rag would I have to pay it as much as I pay you?

Hi. I'd just like to apologize for my friend, he's really sensitive. Don't worry about it! I'm sure it was harmless. I'm sure it just friendly banter. I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts! Enjoy your dinner, the tuna's really good.

Just going to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.

I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.

Max: James Bond never has to put up with this sort of shit.

Spike: There's something wrong with this yogurt.
William: Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise...
Spike: Ah, right-o then.
[continues to eat it]

William: Sorry about the "surreal but nice" comment.
Anna: Don't worry, I thought the whole apricot honey thing was the real low point.

Bella: Do you want to stay?
William: Why not? All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman.

Honey: William just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike: You daft prick.

P.R. Chief: Dominic... if you'd like to ask your question again?
Journalist: Yes. Anna, how long are you intending to stay here in Britain?
Anna: [pause] Indefinitely.

Actually, apart from the American, I've loved only two girls. The first one left me faster than you can say Indiana Jones, and the second one, who seriously ought to have known better, casually marries my best friend.

It's as if I've taken love heroin, and now I can't ever have it again.