“Ya know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt...” – Motorcycle Cop, National Lampoon's Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from National Lampoon's Vacation 1983

Motorcycle Cop James Keach

Ya know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver, faster than you could say "police brutality."

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