Napoleon : Hey, can I use your guys' phone for a sec? Secretary : Is there anything wrong? Napoleon : I don't feel very good. [takes telephone and dials number] Kip : [on other line, making nachos] Hi. Napoleon : Is grandma there? Kip : No, she's getting her hair done. Napoleon : Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh... Kip : What do you need? Napoleon : Can you just go get her for me? Kip : I'm really busy right now. Napoleon : Just tell her to come get me. Kip : Why? Napoleon : 'Cause I don't feel good! Kip : Well, have you talked to the school nurse? Napoleon : No, she doesn't know anything... Will you just come get me? Kip : No. Napoleon : Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my ChapStick? Kip : No, Napoleon. Napoleon : But my lips hurt real bad! Kip : Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer. Napoleon : I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! Kip : See ya. Napoleon : Ugh! Idiot!

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