The Mummy Returns

The Mummy Returns quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 403)

Alex O'Connell
Ardeth Bay
Imhotep
Izzy
Jonathan Carnahan
Multiple Characters
Richard 'Rick' O'Connell


There's a fine line between coincidence and fate.


Jonathan: I told you! I told you!
Meela: And your point is?
Jonathan: My point is, I told you so your wouldn't kill me.
Meela: When did we make that arrangement?

Step aside Alex, I'm a professional!

(after seeing a hieroglyph of a warrior bearing his tattoo and the staff) Ok, NOW I'm a believer!

If a man does not embrace his past, he has no future.

Why can't you people every keep your feet on the ground?

[on seeing Rick] YOU!

[Jonathan pulls up in a double decker bus] Rick: [Confused] What's the matter with my car?
Jonathan: I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation.
Rick: A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS!?
Jonathan: Well...[points at Alex] It was his idea.
Alex: Was not!
Jonathan: Was to!
Alex: Was NOT!
Rick: Just go!
[Bus pulls away. Mummies give chase, climbing over Rick's car and destroying it in the process] Rick: No, no, not my car! [menacingly] Oh I hate mummies!

[Jonathan and an enemy soldier run into a clearing with stones while fleeing the forrest gremlins]
Jonathan: We're safe, we're safe! See those sacred stones, they can't cross those.
Enemy Soldier: Are you sure?
Jonathan: Of course I am sure!
[A forest gremlin notices them and attacks, spearing the solder in the chest]
Jonathan: [Screams then looks at the solder, shocked] Sorry, my mistake!

If you see anyone come running out screaming, don't worry - it's just me.

Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.

[to Alex] I hope your parents had a good ride.

[to Rick] Every time I hook up with you, I get shot. Last time I got shot in the ass. I'm in mourning for my ass!

Go to hell and take your friends with you!

[Evelyn is trying to block the door to keep the mummy soldiers out] Honey, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors.