The Mummy Returns quotes

44 total quotes

Izzy
Jonathan Carnahan
Multiple Characters
Richard 'Rick' O'Connell

View Quote Go to hell and take your friends with you!

View Quote Jonathan: I told you! I told you!
Meela: And your point is?
Jonathan: My point is, I told you so your wouldn't kill me.
Meela: When did we make that arrangement?

View Quote Rick: Ok, you're here, the bad guys are here, Evy's been kidnapped. Let me guess...
Ardeth Bay: Yes, they once again removed the creature from his grave.
Jonathan: I don't mean to point fingers, but isn't your job to make sure that doesn't happen?

View Quote [Jonathan pulls up in a double decker bus] Rick: [Confused] What's the matter with my car?
Jonathan: I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation.
Rick: A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS!?
Jonathan: Well...[points at Alex] It was his idea.
Alex: Was not!
Jonathan: Was to!
Alex: Was NOT!
Rick: Just go!
[Bus pulls away. Mummies give chase, climbing over Rick's car and destroying it in the process] Rick: No, no, not my car! [menacingly] Oh I hate mummies!

View Quote (after seeing a hieroglyph of a warrior bearing his tattoo and the staff) Ok, NOW I'm a believer!

View Quote Whoa whoa whoa! She's faster than she looks. And she's quiet, real quiet. Perfect for sneaking up on people, which is a very good thing. [lowers voice] Unless we go with your approach: barging in face-first, guns blazing and getting your friends shot in the ass!

View Quote [on seeing Rick] YOU!

View Quote Why can't you people every keep your feet on the ground?

View Quote If you see anyone come running out screaming, don't worry - it's just me.

View Quote [to Alex] I hope your parents had a good ride.

View Quote There's a fine line between coincidence and fate.

View Quote Step aside Alex, I'm a professional!

View Quote If a man does not embrace his past, he has no future.

View Quote Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.

View Quote [Evelyn is trying to block the door to keep the mummy soldiers out] Honey, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors.