The Mummy Returns quotes

44 total quotes

Izzy
Jonathan Carnahan
Multiple Characters
Richard 'Rick' O'Connell

View Quote Go to hell and take your friends with you!

View Quote Jonathan: I told you! I told you!
Meela: And your point is?
Jonathan: My point is, I told you so your wouldn't kill me.
Meela: When did we make that arrangement?

View Quote Rick: Ok, you're here, the bad guys are here, Evy's been kidnapped. Let me guess...
Ardeth Bay: Yes, they once again removed the creature from his grave.
Jonathan: I don't mean to point fingers, but isn't your job to make sure that doesn't happen?

View Quote (after seeing a hieroglyph of a warrior bearing his tattoo and the staff) Ok, NOW I'm a believer!

View Quote [on seeing Rick] YOU!

View Quote [Jonathan pulls up in a double decker bus] Rick: [Confused] What's the matter with my car?
Jonathan: I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation.
Rick: A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS!?
Jonathan: Well...[points at Alex] It was his idea.
Alex: Was not!
Jonathan: Was to!
Alex: Was NOT!
Rick: Just go!
[Bus pulls away. Mummies give chase, climbing over Rick's car and destroying it in the process] Rick: No, no, not my car! [menacingly] Oh I hate mummies!

View Quote There's a fine line between coincidence and fate.

View Quote Whoa whoa whoa! She's faster than she looks. And she's quiet, real quiet. Perfect for sneaking up on people, which is a very good thing. [lowers voice] Unless we go with your approach: barging in face-first, guns blazing and getting your friends shot in the ass!

View Quote Why can't you people every keep your feet on the ground?

View Quote If you see anyone come running out screaming, don't worry - it's just me.

View Quote Step aside Alex, I'm a professional!

View Quote [to Alex] I hope your parents had a good ride.

View Quote If a man does not embrace his past, he has no future.

View Quote [to Rick] Every time I hook up with you, I get shot. Last time I got shot in the ass. I'm in mourning for my ass!

View Quote It was ... my first bus ride