The Mummy Returns quotes

44 total quotes

Izzy
Jonathan Carnahan
Multiple Characters
Richard 'Rick' O'Connell

View Quote Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.

View Quote [Evelyn is trying to block the door to keep the mummy soldiers out] Honey, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors.

View Quote I say chaps, look at that. Shrunken heads. I'd love to know how they do that. [Everybody looks strangely at Jonathan] Just curious.

View Quote [Rick, Evy and the others are being pursued by the mummified soldiers]
Ardeth Bay: Glad to see me now?
Rick: Just like old times, huh?

View Quote Get a room!

View Quote [about the mummified soldiers] Oh no, not these guys again!

View Quote My dad is going to kick your ass!

View Quote [witnessing Imhotep's resurrection] You know, a couple of years ago, this would have seemed really strange to me.

View Quote [Jonathan and an enemy soldier run into a clearing with stones while fleeing the forrest gremlins]
Jonathan: We're safe, we're safe! See those sacred stones, they can't cross those.
Enemy Soldier: Are you sure?
Jonathan: Of course I am sure!
[A forest gremlin notices them and attacks, spearing the solder in the chest]
Jonathan: [Screams then looks at the solder, shocked] Sorry, my mistake!

View Quote This thing is filled with gas, dammit. Not hot air, gas. Where am I supposed to find gas around here? Bananas? Mangos? Tarzan's arse?

View Quote Rick: This is bad Evy.
Evy: We've had bad before.
Rick: This is worse.

View Quote [after accidentally destroying the temple's interior, therefore rescuing his parents from almost drowning] Mum...Dad...I can explain everything.

View Quote Rick: You know, it's not easy, being a dad.
Alex: Yeah. But you do it real good.

View Quote Well, that's not good.