The Mummy Returns

The Mummy Returns quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 403)

Alex O'Connell
Ardeth Bay
Imhotep
Izzy
Jonathan Carnahan
Multiple Characters
Richard 'Rick' O'Connell


If you see anyone come running out screaming, don't worry - it's just me.


It was ... my first bus ride

Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.

My dad is going to kick your ass!

Step aside Alex, I'm a professional!

There's a fine line between coincidence and fate.

This thing is filled with gas, dammit. Not hot air, gas. Where am I supposed to find gas around here? Bananas? Mangos? Tarzan's arse?

Well, that's not good.

Whoa whoa whoa! She's faster than she looks. And she's quiet, real quiet. Perfect for sneaking up on people, which is a very good thing. [lowers voice] Unless we go with your approach: barging in face-first, guns blazing and getting your friends shot in the ass!

Why can't you people every keep your feet on the ground?

[after accidentally destroying the temple's interior, therefore rescuing his parents from almost drowning] Mum...Dad...I can explain everything.

[Evelyn is trying to block the door to keep the mummy soldiers out] Honey, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors.

[to Rick] Every time I hook up with you, I get shot. Last time I got shot in the ass. I'm in mourning for my ass!

[witnessing Imhotep's resurrection] You know, a couple of years ago, this would have seemed really strange to me.