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Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Mr. & Mrs. Smith quotes

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Jane Smith
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View Quote To dodging bullets.
View Quote We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.
View Quote We re-did the house.
View Quote We're going to have to re-do every conversation we've ever had.
View Quote Web of lies!
View Quote What? Your husband is the shooter? That's impossible. ~Jasmine
View Quote You looked like Christmas morning.
View Quote Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!
View Quote [after firing a rocket launcher] We should so not be allowed to buy these.
View Quote [after having accidentally shot at his wife, Mr. Smith is on the roof of her car while she's trying to throw him off] Come on, let's talk about this! You don't want to go to bed angry!
View Quote [after his wife checks his crotch for a weapon] That's all John, sweetheart.
View Quote [after Jane accidentally throws a knife that punctures his leg] We'll talk about this later.
View Quote [after shooting through a wall at John] Still alive, baby?
View Quote [hitman from the BMW opens the van's left door. John opens the other van door and yanks the hitman through] These doors are handy.
View Quote [hotwiring a neighbor's minivan] He's had my barbecue set for months.