Mr. quotes

30 total quotes (ID: 399)

Jane Smith
John Smith
John and Jane Smith
Multiple Characters

Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!

[after Jane accidentally throws a knife that punctures his leg] We'll talk about this later.

We're going to have to re-do every conversation we've ever had.

[after shooting through a wall at John] Still alive, baby?

[after having accidentally shot at his wife, Mr. Smith is on the roof of her car while she's trying to throw him off] Come on, let's talk about this! You don't want to go to bed angry!

To dodging bullets.

You looked like Christmas morning.

What? Your husband is the shooter? That's impossible. ~Jasmine

We re-did the house.

[hitman from the BMW opens the van's left door. John opens the other van door and yanks the hitman through] These doors are handy.

[hotwiring a neighbor's minivan] He's had my barbecue set for months.

[after firing a rocket launcher] We should so not be allowed to buy these.

[after his wife checks his crotch for a weapon] That's all John, sweetheart.

We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.

Web of lies!