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Mr. quotes

30 total quotes

Eddie
Jane Smith
John Smith
John and Jane Smith
Multiple Characters




View Quote Web of lies!
View Quote [hitman from the BMW opens the van's left door. John opens the other van door and yanks the hitman through] These doors are handy.
View Quote You looked like Christmas morning.
View Quote Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!
View Quote [after firing a rocket launcher] We should so not be allowed to buy these.
View Quote I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.
View Quote Does that include weekends? [when asked how many times they have sex]
View Quote We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.
View Quote Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is you die.
View Quote [after his wife checks his crotch for a weapon] That's all John, sweetheart.
View Quote [hotwiring a neighbor's minivan] He's had my barbecue set for months.
View Quote [after Jane accidentally throws a knife that punctures his leg] We'll talk about this later.
View Quote I can't believe I brought my real parents to our wedding.
View Quote [after having accidentally shot at his wife, Mr. Smith is on the roof of her car while she's trying to throw him off] Come on, let's talk about this! You don't want to go to bed angry!
View Quote Let's see if we can't get a tune out of this trombone.