Tempting but I don't get out of bed for less than half a million dollars.
This broad is not your wife, she's the enemy.
She tried to kill me.
They all try to kill you. Slowly, painfully, cripplingly, and then wham. They hurt you. How you going to handle it?
I like where your head's at, man.
Did you get any other details on her besides her weight class?
I'm sorry? You're in the whole zone right now- I'm having a hard time talkin' to ya.
OK. Laptop.
[at the diner]
Well this shouldn't be that difficult, I mean how many chicks are hitters out there? Ya know what I mean?
You guys want any dessert?
What do ya have honey?
Ice cream...
Ice cream?! That sounds delicious, what flavors d'ya have?
Chocolate and Vanilla...
I don't like either of those, separately, but maybe mixed together, that could be... a nice lil dish, you know what I mean? And not just a little pink spoon, a like the whole sundae...
[winks to the waitress]
Could be arranged...
[to John]
Could be arranged, d'ya hear that? Like to have her kick my ass... d'ya know what I mean?
Eddie?
[Startled. **** shotgun and shouts]
Mom! We are on high alert here. I almost killed you right then! You do not even realize!
[pause]
Never mind.
I live with my mom because I choose to. She's the only woman I've ever trusted.
