Monsters, Inc.

Monsters, Inc. quotes

60 total quotes (ID: 395)

Henry J. Waternoose

[Sulley has insisted on walking to work]
Mike: You wanna know why I bought the car, Sulley? Sulley: Not really. Mike: To drive it! You know, like on the street, with the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom, and the no walking involved? Sulley: Wa, wa, wa, wa. Will you give it a rest, butterball? C'mon, you could use the exercise. Mike: I could use the exercise? Look at you! You have your own climate.

I hope you're happy Sulliven, you've destroyed this company. Monsters Incorporated is dead. Where will everyone get their scream now? The energy crisis will only get worse because of you.

[during ending credits] [to Boo] Go ahead. Go throw up. [crew starts laughing] What? What did I say? What, what?


I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die and I'll silence anyone who gets in my way.

[Randall has accidentally captured Mike instead of Boo]
Randall: [angry] Wazowski! Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin?! Mike: Okay, first of all, it's "creetin". If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top! Randall: [chuckles evilly] You still think this is about that stupid scare record?! Mike: Well...I did. Right up until you chuckled like that. And now I'm thinking I should just get out of here.

Mike Wazowski!

There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you! Leave a door open, and one can walk right into this factory; right into the monster world!


Mike, give her the bear!

Don't you ever run away from me again, young lady!

Hey, that's my bed! You're gonna get your germs all over it.

I can still hear her little voice.

Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in you that makes you look like... Listen, I need a favor.

Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Do you hear that? (Pause) It's the winds of change.