Monsters, Inc.

Monsters, Inc. quotes

60 total quotes (ID: 395)

Boo
Henry J. Waternoose
Mike
Randall
Sully


I hope you're happy Sulliven, you've destroyed this company. Monsters Incorporated is dead. Where will everyone get their scream now? The energy crisis will only get worse because of you.


[Sulley has insisted on walking to work]
Mike: You wanna know why I bought the car, Sulley? Sulley: Not really. Mike: To drive it! You know, like on the street, with the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom, and the no walking involved? Sulley: Wa, wa, wa, wa. Will you give it a rest, butterball? C'mon, you could use the exercise. Mike: I could use the exercise? Look at you! You have your own climate.

[during ending credits] [to Boo] Go ahead. Go throw up. [crew starts laughing] What? What did I say? What, what?

I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die and I'll silence anyone who gets in my way.

Mike Wazowski!

[Randall has accidentally captured Mike instead of Boo]
Randall: [angry] Wazowski! Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin?! Mike: Okay, first of all, it's "creetin". If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top! Randall: [chuckles evilly] You still think this is about that stupid scare record?! Mike: Well...I did. Right up until you chuckled like that. And now I'm thinking I should just get out of here.

Kitty.

Lookit.

Hey, that's my bed! You're gonna get your germs all over it.

There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you! Leave a door open, and one can walk right into this factory; right into the monster world!

Mike, give her the bear!

I can still hear her little voice.

Don't you ever run away from me again, young lady!

Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in you that makes you look like... Listen, I need a favor.

[Boo has just laughed, and caused a blackout in Sulley's apartment]
Sulley: What was that? Mike: I have no idea. But it would be really great... if it didn't do it again.