Monsters, Inc.

Monsters, Inc. quotes

60 total quotes (ID: 395)

Henry J. Waternoose

[Sulley has insisted on walking to work]
Mike: You wanna know why I bought the car, Sulley? Sulley: Not really. Mike: To drive it! You know, like on the street, with the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom, and the no walking involved? Sulley: Wa, wa, wa, wa. Will you give it a rest, butterball? C'mon, you could use the exercise. Mike: I could use the exercise? Look at you! You have your own climate.

Sulley: See? Ted walks to work. Mike: Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.

Mike Wazowski!

I hope you're happy Sulliven, you've destroyed this company. Monsters Incorporated is dead. Where will everyone get their scream now? The energy crisis will only get worse because of you.


[Randall has accidentally captured Mike instead of Boo]
Randall: [angry] Wazowski! Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin?! Mike: Okay, first of all, it's "creetin". If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top! Randall: [chuckles evilly] You still think this is about that stupid scare record?! Mike: Well...I did. Right up until you chuckled like that. And now I'm thinking I should just get out of here.

[during ending credits] [to Boo] Go ahead. Go throw up. [crew starts laughing] What? What did I say? What, what?

There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you! Leave a door open, and one can walk right into this factory; right into the monster world!


Don't you ever run away from me again, young lady!

Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Do you hear that? (Pause) It's the winds of change.

Mike, give her the bear!

Hey, that's my bed! You're gonna get your germs all over it.

I can still hear her little voice.

[chanting] I don't know, but it's been said, I love scaring kids in bed!