I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die and I'll silence anyone who gets in my way.
Mike
Billy Crystal · 44 quotes
Boo
Mary Gibbs · 20 quotes
Sully
18 quotes
James P. "Sulley" Sullivan
John Goodman · 14 quotes
Henry J. Waternoose
James Coburn · 8 quotes
Randall
Steve Buscemi · 8 quotes
Celia
Jennifer Tilly · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Mike & Boo (16), Mike & James P. "Sulley" Sullivan (12), Sully & Mike (10)
Monsters, Inc. quotes
Page 2 of 5Mike Wazowski!
Hey, Fungus, you like cars? Because I have a really nice car. If you let me go I'll give you...a ride in the car?
Fungus
I'm sorry, but Randall said that I'm not allowed to talk with victims of his evil plot.
Not really.
To drive it! You know, like on the street, with the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom, and the no walking involved?
Wa, wa, wa, wa. Will you give it a rest, butterball? C'mon, you could use the exercise.
I could use the exercise? Look at you! You have your own climate.
...and he was taking it out on that sweet little girl.
I hope you're happy Sulliven, you've destroyed this company. Monsters Incorporated is dead. Where will everyone get their scream now? The energy crisis will only get worse because of you.
There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you! Leave a door open, and one can walk right into this factory; right into the monster world!
See? Ted walks to work.
Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.
How could I be so stupid? This could destroy the company!
[during ending credits] [to Boo]
Go ahead. Go throw up. [crew starts laughing] What? What did I say? What, what?
I have no idea. But it would be really great... if it didn't do it again.
[after whacking Sulley with a scream canister]
You don't know how long I've wanted to do that, Sullivan!
Kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to.
Hey, that's my bed! You're gonna get your germs all over it.
Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in you that makes you look like... Listen, I need a favor.