Mike quotes

[while Sulley brushes teeth] C'mon, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary monsters don't have plaque!

[chanting] I don't know, but it's been said, I love scaring kids in bed!

Sully! The bear! The bear! Gimme the -

Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in you that makes you look like... Listen, I need a favor.

I've always wanted a pet that could kill me!

I can't believe that we're waltzing up to the factory!

Sully, that is the weirdest thing that you have ever said! Look, it loves it here! See? It's dancing with joy!

See the stick? See the stick? Go get the stick!

You lost it?!

You're not supposed to name it! Once you name it you start getting attached to it!

Somebody else will find the child! It will be their problem then, not ours!

[when Boo is in the house] Put that thing back where it came from or so help me! So help me!

Sull, that's a cube of garbage!

Yea, yea kid, step aside we're in a hurry.

One, two, three, four, get the kid back in the door!

Paranoid, dilusional fur-ball!

First of all it's cretin, if you're going to threaten me do it properly!

I did until you chuckled like that. Now I think that I'll just be going.

Hello?

Hey, where're you going? We can talk!

Sir, She's not toxic! I know it sounds crazy but trust me!

...and he was taking it out on that sweet little girl.

We can take you to his secret lab, which is right in this factory!

Sir, that's not her door.

[during ending credits] [to Boo] Go ahead. Go throw up. [crew starts laughing] What? What did I say? What, what?

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