Miss Congeniality

Miss Congeniality quotes

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Gracie Hart
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Victor Melling


Cheryl "Rhode Island" Frasier: Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me - she said they were Satan's panties!
Eric Matthews: Is this you not arguing? 'Cause you suck at it.
Gracie Hart: I would so love to hurt you right now.
Victor Melling: As long as you smile.
Victor Melling: What, no armored car?
Gracie Hart: That would be in my other dress.
Kathy Morningside: Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!
Stan Fields: I don't own a gun. My ancestors were Quakers.


Eric Matthews: so i was thinking, you know, when we get back to the city, after we write up our reports, and you get all ugly again, i dont know maby we could have dinner you know...
Gracie Hart: What do you mean? Like a date?
Eric Matthews: No! Just casual dinner... If we happen to have sex afterwards so be it!
Gracie Hart: you think i'm gorgeus, you wanna date me, love me and marry me!

I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.

Victor Melling: [teaching Gracie how to glide] See? Glide. It's all in the buttocks. Don't I look pretty?
Gracie Hart: It takes a very secure man to walk like that.

Victor Melling: Why is New Jersey called "The Garden State"?
Gracie Hart: Because "Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State" wouldn't fit on a license plate?

Eric Matthews: You gotta admit, part of you is going to miss this.
Gracie Hart: I know I am going to miss the heels because they do something for my posture. And I'm suddenly very aware and proud of my breasts.
Eric Matthews: Funny, so am I.

Victor Melling: Your hair should make a statement.
Gracie Hart: As long as it doesn't say 'Thank you very much for the Country Music Award'!

I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!

Matthews: You old fruitcake! Victor: How dare you, you... cupcake!

[to Gracie Hart] If I'd ever had a daughter, I imagine she might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never reproduced.

Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.

Eric Matthews: Just imagine that she's me and there's something you wanna know but I don't wanna talk about it. What would you do?
Gracie Hart: You want me to beat it out of her?

There are no words.

Eric Matthews: All right, here are your new IDs. For pageant identity.
Gracie Hart: Gracie Lou Freebush?
Eric Matthews: Yeah, remember, you like that name.
Gracie Hart: Yeah, well, my IQ just dropped ten points.

Look, she's gonna cry again. [imitating winner] 'Oh, if I only had a brain."'