Cheryl "Rhode Island" Frasier: Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me - she said they were Satan's panties!
Eric Matthews: Is this you not arguing? 'Cause you suck at it.
Gracie Hart: I would so love to hurt you right now.
Victor Melling: As long as you smile.
Victor Melling: What, no armored car?
Gracie Hart: That would be in my other dress.
Kathy Morningside: Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!
Stan Fields: I don't own a gun. My ancestors were Quakers.