Meatballs

Meatballs quotes

29 total quotes (ID: 383)

Multiple Characters
Tripper Harrison


Crockett: [after Hardware blows a fuse] Hardware.
Hardware: Yeah, Crockett?
Crockett: You're a dick.


[on loudspeaker] Attention campers, afternoon swim schedule is as follows. Advanced dolphins, report to the dock for survival swimming and I.Q. testing. All senior silverfish, meet on the beach for nude sunbathing. All junior salmon, trout, and herring, report to the nearest delicatessen. And 6-year-old tadpoles, report to the swamp. And all lobsters, GET OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE A MENACE!

Wendy: Tripper, I'm looking forward to some action this summer. I hope you can supply it.
Tripper: I'll supply it for you, but the guy you gotta watch out for is Spaz!
Wendy: Spaz?
Tripper: He's a sex machine.
Wendy: He couldn't wake me up with a trumpet and a drum!
Tripper: Well I went out with him one night and he got off six nurses by himself, and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning!

Roxanne: [Tripper has proposed that they live together after the summer] Where would I stay?
Tripper: My place, what do you think?
Roxanne: Is it big enough?
Tripper: It's got a double bed. What's the matter with you, haven't you ever lived with anybody before?
Roxanne: No. Have you?
Tripper: Pets, you know, a dog, a fish. No, I haven't. I've never asked anybody before.
[They kiss]

Tripper: Roxanne, I have to tell you this as a friend; I can see right down your blouse. I can see everything too.
Roxanne: Tripper, is there something seriously wrong with you?
Tripper: Roxanne, I have what doctors call "very active glands." You're the first person I've told, my folks don't even know.
Roxanne: Well, maybe you can have surgery without them knowing.
Tripper: Awww, heck with surgery! Let's wrestle!

Ok, the zone's not working. They're a little too big to play man-to-man. And we can't shoot for shit.

Kids are starving in China and you're walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts.

[to Rudy] You must be the short depressed kid we ordered. Glad you made it.

[on loudspeaker] Attention all campers, it's 9:30... and that's lights-out time here at Camp Northstar, 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is parents day, and you must look rested or Morty will be sent to the state penitentiary.

[entering party] Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right. [to Crocket and Wheels] You guys split 'em up however you want.

[driving the bus on a getaway from the intercamp basketball game where they escaped after not winning but humiliating the other team by pulling their shorts down] This is the proudest moment in North Star history!

[on loudspeaker] Important announcement - Some hunters have been seen in the woods near Piney Ridge trail and the fish and game commission has raised the legal kill limit on campers to three. So, if you're hiking today, please wear something bright and keep low.

Tripper: What's the matter? You're pacing like an expectant father with the clap.
Rudy: The Olypiad is tomorrow.
Tripper: So?
Rudy: I wanna do well.
Tripper: You wanna do well? Bet every dime you got on Camp Mohawk.

[to the C.I.T.'s as he tears up the camp rules] These are the camp rules. Morty would like you all to take a look at these. They'll be in here if you want to check them out a little bit later.