Mean Machine quotes

38 total quotes

Danny Meehan
Doc
Massive
Mr Burton

View Quote Yeah, three across, four letters: acid. The governor lets Sykes get his "Racing Times" and other papers special delivery. He thinks it helps Sykes work out form and give him tips. He doesn't know that they're pre-soaked in acid.

View Quote Stick that in your trophy cabinet.

View Quote Sykes:[To Meehan] So my arse is on the line. And by my arse, I mean your arse.

View Quote [Watching The Monk practise Karate]
Doc: Apparently he killed 23 men with his bare hands.
Danny Meehan: Maybe I should take up Karate.
Doc: That was before he took up Karate.

View Quote Trojan: All right, Raj. You be black.[in a game of chess]
Raj: No, I'll be white.
Trojan: Just chill. You got a black nose.
Raj: You saying I'm black? That makes me the first Iranian from Babylon.

View Quote Sykes: Well get it sorted, 'cause this lad has a bad habit of turning cash flow problems into blood flow problems.

View Quote What goes on the pitch, stays on the pitch.

View Quote Mr Ratchett, Sir. Whilst I don't wish to be rude, I do believe that you watched too many Tarzan films as an impressionable child.