MASH quotes
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Painless
Trapper John
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If a man isn't a man anymore... what's he got left that he should be living for?
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I'm a fairy. A victim of latent homosexuality. I've turned into a fairy.
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[During football game] All right bud, your ****ing head is coming right off!
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[Proudly] I like to think of the army as my home!
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Oh, Frank, my lips are hot! Kiss my hot lips!
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[In the middle of sex] Oh, Frank, strangle me!
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This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum!
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Ever since the dark days before Pearl Harbor, I have been proud to wear this uniform.
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Alright men, we're not here to sell lemonade, we're here to practice!
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How do ya like them apples, Charlie?
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Ho-Jon: Hawkeye? Duke say you better haul ass home quick. We got new chest cutter in our tent.
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P.A. Announcement: Attention. Captain Banning - er, Captain Bandini. [Exhales forcefully] Attention. Captain Bandini is now performing a femoral pop-- a popli-- a p-- a femoral P-O-P-L-I-T-E-R-A-L artery expli - exp - - exploration and possible graft.
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Capt. Murrhardt: Painless is a dentist, and a dentist shouldn't read. That's his whole problem.
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Capt. Bandini: Something in a marshmallow?